Hi I'm Jess.
I miss my Aunt Wendy. (8/7/12).
I'm from DFW, but I just moved to Pittsburgh on 6/2/13.
I'm blunt & realistic.
I'm fun & would do anything for my friends.
I drink, smoke & cuss like a motherfucking sailor.
My entire life revolves around the Pittsburgh Penguins.
I would die for them.
Marc Andre Fleury is my favorite player in the world.
I swear to you I am a cat. I swear.
Talk to me.
Aka, I just made my perfect date even MORE perfect.
Have you ever noticed how the young girls are the ones that get so pissy when you group them with other young girls?
For example: people call hockey fans a fandom, and who the first one to get pissed off about it?
The 15 year old girls.
One of my earliest childhood memories is from a DZ Discovery Zone
fuck thoes places, have you seen whats at the bottom of thoes ball pits? Who the fuck is cleaning all that shit.
OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY LIFE
Oh fuck yeah I lost a tooth here
I cried once when I thought I got lost in the play place here. The most traumatic experience of my life.
OH MY GOD THERE ARE PICTURES!?!?!?! I ALWAYS TRIED TO REMEMBER WHAT THIS PLACE LOOKED LIKE!!!!
My perfectly planned all-day-date for my wonderful boyfriend Wednesday.
He’s gonna be sooo happy (:
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails